SAznM ISF tin cans

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:50:38 GMT

The Sarah Silverman ProgramThursdays 10:30p/9:30c

Diss Orient-ed

Black God
Alternative Comedy

Abortion Song
Stoner Humor

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:40:50 GMT

Stolen from Nicole's post, greatest costume design since Devilman

How much does a human life worth? Hail capitalism.

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:57:38 GMT

Mom cried again yesterday morning as i predicted. don't know if this is a good idea to write about this. it hurts to recall it. Dad died recently. i shared 50% of his genes & 100% his looks. He used to say he was more handsome :P whenever someone gave me a compliment. Great hanging out w/ Lily (Yan Yan) & t yesterday. I miss those trips to London acting like a kid. all of a sudden i have 2 be in charge. I have 2 become an adult.

All of a sudden i was alone w/ Mom. I still haven't shown anyone the CSI pix i took of my Dad.

I had to protect Mom from everything --

*Starting this skinny Chink blocking a little lady (Mom) from going back to the room so she could not see the transporter taking away his body roughly.

*Prevent the whole neighborhood from coming over to ask her what happened to Dad.
*Protect her from the thief that came in dressed as a ConEd guy.
*Prevent the business partner who killed my Dad from stealing any more of her money.
*Wheel her every nite to the sofa after her falls asleep on her desk in the office.
Take off her glasses & cleans her partial.
Make sure she has enough soy, vit B-12 and folic acid

I didn't have time to reflect. I happened I walked passed by a cinema that was showing My Blueberry Nights. It's not the best WKW flick but i took someone lovely there to see it for the second time. Natalie Portman's Dad didn't get to say goodbye to her Dad also in the flick. I cried for the 1st time in my adult life in the dark.

My bro put on "a Beautiful Mind." made me tear coz i have 2 bros that are 2 smart.

These days I have been figuring out how much did Dad's business partner steal. I guess that's how much a human life is worth.

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:39:53 GMT

surgery in progress

pls Donate to free a Slant

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:07:38 GMT

http://thetruthaboutdubai.com/

i'm in the BNN Deep Throat promo

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:54:09 GMT

i'm an Islamic chick eating a burger

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:57:47 GMT

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:39:45 GMT

My lifestyle designer gave me this homework -- write about myself.

As cheesy as it may sound, I like to make people smile and relax.

There is nothing better than the moment you give someone a new smile. The new smile comes alive tooth by tooth in front of me as I work. It's a flavor better what Ben & Jerry can put in ice cream. It's the essences of my life -- keeps me going.

Plastic surgeons do amazing works but they have to wait weeks to see the final results. I see them as soon as I finish.

You may not concern about your looks but straighter teeth is better for your heart. The same bacteria that causes gingivitis also contribute to heart disease. The straighter your teeth, the easier it is for you to brush away this bacteria.

I love doing massage and yoga. I may even stand on my head upon request. I strongly believe that being on the dental chair should be relaxing. I go an extra mile to relax you. I already have warm scented facial wipes. I will get a dental chair with a massager. While my skills including anesthetics is hospital standard, I like to make you feel as if you are in a spa.

I'm thinking of volunteering at www.operationsmile.org

Comments pls.

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:50:55 GMT

no need 2 vote in the primary. Al Gore will jump in afterwards.

Logo Design Contest

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:05:37 GMT

I iz throwin' a Logo Design Contest here. Da winner 'll get a grill (bling)

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:37:23 GMT

i got a lovely assistant now.

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:06:03 GMT

The government here shut down hooters where do i go for x'mas?

Japanese logic to explain whaling

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:01:28 GMT

The whales are raping each other. We are liberating them.

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:47:18 GMT

my friend Dave need a place to crash for just 1 week starting 2day.

i still don't have a dish. So, did Dani win?

$#@%^#! this Chink is very offended

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:01:55 GMT

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:39:25 GMT

i'll be in helsinki a bit

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:30:06 GMT

let us board now. i'm hungry. i can't wait 2 come back 2 EU already 2 c her.

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:57:42 GMT

Extreme makeover city for me this week. 6 teeth yesterday. 4 just flew in 2day. Anyone want to rent out a room to a nice Irish for 2 weeks?

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:07:11 GMT

Burlesque is picking up in NL. it will be on tv.

p.s. looking forward to thurs nite

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:51:45 GMT

on the house coz sat next to 1 of the chef below from the soon-to-open Nobu

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:42:48 GMT

jaketherat rip off
bunny at the SD petting zoo
it's better i don't tell me what u r eating
happy bending over
2 much smoke from the fire to drive with the top down

cheapest costume ever to win a $3000 prize for real

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:05:25 GMT

Southern Cal is beautiful but when i mentioned the BBC, "what does that stands for?"

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:33:29 GMT

I think _yungfuktoi_ was lighting up hairspray. i flew over the fire.

no sleep till brooklyn

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:26:41 GMT

AMSTERDAM TUE 23OCT
9:50 AM LONDON HEATHROW 10:10 AM X
Economy
carrier
American Airlines 105 LONDON HEATHROW TUE 23OCT
11:55 AM NEW YORK JFK 2:35 PM T
Economy Seat 24A Lunch/Snack
carrier
American Airlines 127 NEW YORK JFK TUE 23OCT
6:15 PM SAN DIEGO 9:45 PM T
Economy Seat 27A Food For Purchase
carrier
American Airlines 208 SAN DIEGO SUN 28OCT
9:10 PM NEW YORK JFK 5:20 AM T
Economy Seat 26F Food For Purchase
carrier
American Airlines 116 NEW YORK JFK MON 29OCT
11:59 PM LONDON HEATHROW 11:00 AM T Economy Seat 39C Dinner/Continental
carrier
British Airways 438 LONDON HEATHROW TUE 30OCT
1:40 PM AMSTERDAM 3:55 PM

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:26:23 GMT